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is that what you consider “quiet”?
also: wrong shop. colossally wrong
nah, right shop. its all set for the holidays and moms pacified, dw
what? i don't know where you people think you're going for christmas, but you're not coming here.
sucks for you that i have “a problem with authority”
you cant tell me what to do
wow, such a rebel. i'm sure the other kids your age are so impressed. your parents must be proud. did a real top-notch job raising you like this, didn't they?
not really, considering they didnt raise me at all
u did that top-notch job all by urself, nanny
wait your mother is called dowling as in harriet dowling?
Warlock????
happy holidays
hope u r up for company bc im coming over either way
heard u r all alone and mopey
btw double texting is cringe af
What??? How?! Did Nina set you up to this? How did she even find you? How did she even KNOW about you?!?
And what did you just call me????
cringe
if u dont know what it means, my nanny always said being able to read a dictionary goes a long way
whos nina
Maggie then.
And I'm not “cringe”!
The whole concept of “cringe” is cringe!
keep telling urself that, nanny
I can't believe Maggie told your mother that this is a bloody holiday camp.
I can't believe you even remember me!
You were so small when we left! And you're, what, sixteen now! For someone's sake!
When are you landing? Where should I pick you up?
Warlock????
Warlock Thaddeus Dowling, answer me! You're not going all the way from Heathrow to Soho on your own!!!
↪ 👮 Inspector_Constable has rated the above review as “Helpful” 👍
Thank you for your review! :)
I'm new to this area of Earth (but I have been to many other areas of Earth before and was even born in one!), so I'm not quite sure what this is about. Just to be safe, you should probably pack everything, I'd say!
I can't figure out how to type black squares into my phone, so I can't contact you under the number you put down, either. :( Sorry!!!
🇺🇸 H.Dowling
What do you mean, “everything”?
👮 Inspector_Constable
Just everything you think you need for reading books. :)
🇺🇸 H.Dowling
Could you please call my staff or give me a number where I can actually reach you?
This is worse than texting Melania.
👮 Inspector_Constable
Oh, sorry! I unplugged the phone because it kept waking up Crowley.
🇺🇸 H.Dowling
I was under the impression that this is a vacation camp for teenagers, not young children who need a midday nap?
👮 Inspector_Constable
Um... I don't know? Crowley is quite old if that helps!
🇺🇸 H.Dowling
I see. Excuse me, I didn't realize you were talking about one of the counselors. I take it, seniors have more time to volunteer, but I would hope they're not interfering with your business to the point where concerned parents cannot reach you!
Call me!
👮 Inspector_Constable
I don't know how, but I plugged the phone back in! :) Please try to ring quietly; Crowley is having his “midday nap” again.