Jul 28th 2023

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HollyAtMe

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Nice.

Jul 28th 2023

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Nott_the_best_detective_agency

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE SIR

Jul 28th 2023

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MewMewKissyCutey

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uuuuh... so yeah, i... i definitely will go there soon.

Jul 28th 2023

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LadyofLondon

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SHOP NEEDS BIGGER WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!


Jul 28th 2023

โ†ช โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency has rated the above review as โ€œHelpfulโ€ ๐Ÿ‘

AND LESS CURTAINS

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŒ‰ LadyofLondon

AND LESS CARDBOARD BOXES!!!!!

Jul 28th 2023

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WillyWonka

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Soho is finally Soho again.


Jul 28th 2023

โ†ช ๐ŸŒ‰ LadyofLondon has rated the above review as โ€œHelpfulโ€ ๐Ÿ‘

NATURE IS HEALING!!!!!

Jul 28th 2023

โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency

ikr my eyes have ABSOLUTELY been healed this morning

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŒ‰ LadyofLondon

MINE TOO!!!!!!

Jul 28th 2023

โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency

it was like looking at the sistine chapel
its art

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŒ‰ LadyofLondon

AND THE WAY THEY CLAPPED IS MUSIC!!!!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

This is highly inappropriate! I'll have you know that the poor man was confused and needed help instead of overt ogling and lewd commentary.

Jul 28th 2023

โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency

ooooooooooh the buttoned up bookseller got himself a big muscly boyfriend

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŽต VinylMagnateMaggie

Congratulations, Mr. Fell!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Not you, too, Maggie!
I'll recommend you people a book about anatomy if a little naked skin has you all acting this way!

Jul 28th 2023

โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency

HOW IS YOUR HUGE BLOND MUSCLY AMERICAN

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฟ๏ธ TheTravellersJester

WAIT! Whats going oooooooon? Blond? Muscly?? Americaaaaan???
HAS HE BROKEN UP WITH HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL?!
ANOTHER BOYFRIEND???

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

I do not have โ€œanother boyfriendโ€!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฟ๏ธ TheTravellersJester

OH MY GOOOOOOD! THE AMERICAN IS HIS ONLY BOYFRIEND??? MY OTP HAS BROKEN UP FOR GOOD????

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

I don't have a boyfriend!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฟ๏ธ TheTravellersJester

TT___TT I'M GONNA GO AND SPOON ICE CREAM FROM THE BUCKET DIRECTLY INTO MY THROAT

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฆˆ im_a_shark

I looooove a good public breakup

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

There was no break up!

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŒป MewMewKissyCutey

it's okay mr. bookman. all of us go through this at some point. even if its amicable it still hurts.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

I'll thank you people not to stick your nose into other people's business!

Jul 28th 2023

โ˜• coffee_or_death

Would probably be much easier to ask if the business hadn't stuck his cheeks into other people's noses.

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŽต VinylMagnateMaggie

Well, he didn't exactly stick them anywhere so much as wave them around. It sure was a sight to behold, but it's hardly unheard of in Soho. I'm sure tomorrow, this whole incident will be all but forgotten. Don't worry too much about it, Mr. Fell! And congratulations!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

I would much rather everyone forget about it before they fill up my whole internet presence with wolfish commentary.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

So... congratulations are in order, are they?

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Oh god. Now look what you've done, all of you!

Jul 28th 2023

โ˜• coffee_or_death

@AppleJSnek Hey man, if this is going to turn ugly, at least don't make it public. I've been there and you're not doing yourself any favours, either.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

Oh, I think this might just be turning ugly all on its own and without my help for once.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Well, maybe it wouldn't turn ugly if I had a little help from the only person that I would ever ask it of.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

You mean, the only person you can ask for help.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

That may be accurate as well, but since he's the only one I would ask if I ever needed help, it hardly matters, does it?

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

You ask for help all the time, angel!

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŽต VinylMagnateMaggie

What are you talking about? Mr. Fell never asks anyone for help!

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

Oh.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Well, if you change your mind, you know where to find me.

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฟ๏ธ TheTravellersJester

WAIIIIIT I just saw pics on Twitter of what happened this morning and now I'm not so sure who to ship anymore :O :3

Jul 28th 2023

๐ŸŒป MewMewKissyCutey

i'm confused. is this a triangle or a poly situation?

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿฆˆ im_a_shark

whatever gets us the most public bloodshed, I hope!

Jul 28th 2023

โš—๏ธ Nott_the_best_detective_agency

couldnt be me
imagine forgoing those cheeks for some random dude

Jul 28th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Would you leeches graciously go away???

Jul 28th 2023

โ˜• coffee_or_death

This is what you get when you let your partner do the walk of shame in broad daylight.

The owner has temporarily closed this page for commentary:
โ€œDue to current circumstances, the present reviews are not an accurate reflection of this shop's usual business practices.โ€

New reviews can be posted again on the 4th of August 2023.

Aug 4th 2023

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HollyAtMe

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Nice.

Aug 4th 2023

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WillyWonka

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Never was a shop representing the clientele of Soho as well as this one.

Aug 4th 2023

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MewMewKissyCutey

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uuuuh... so n-now I DEFINITELY need to go there... like right n-n-now.

Aug 4th 2023

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Nott_the_best_detective_agency

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ARE LITERALLY ALL HOT, KINKY PEOPLE OF LONDON GOING TO THIS SHOP???


Aug 4th 2023

โ†ช ๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books has rated the above review as โ€œNot helpfulโ€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž

The review-function has just been restored! How is this happening again???

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

It's a skill you should put on your CV.

Aug 4th 2023

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LadyofLondon

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WHY DO THEY GET THE CUTE STRIPPERS AND I DONT?????


Aug 4th 2023

โ†ช โ˜• coffee_or_death has rated the above review as โ€œNot helpfulโ€ ๐Ÿ‘Ž

I'm sure you can just rent out a white police uniform anywhere in London. Don't vent your spleen on a small business that has nothing to do with you.

Aug 4th 2023

๐ŸŒ‰ LadyofLondon

BUT WHERE DO I RENT THE POLICE PERSON???

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

There's a very quick way to get your very own police escort, involving just a crowbar and a parking meter.

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

Hello Lady of London!
I am very sorry that you felt dissatisfied with our shop!
Maybe I can help you!
My name is Jim! (Which is short for James! Which is not short for Gabriel!) And I am a book selling assistant!
We do not sell people!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

I just looked it up! It is called human trafficking and is illegal!
We only sell legal things! Which is probably the reason we don't sell any books!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

I just looked it up and most books are apparently not illegal to sell!
We probably have only banned books with topics that are not suitable for the public!
And that is why we don't sell them!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

I just looked it up!
And apparently, the Oxford English Dictionary IV from โ€œCreelโ€ to โ€œDuzepereโ€ is not banned and can be sold! Which is a book we have!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

The Oxford English Dictionary V from โ€œDvandvaโ€ to โ€œFollisโ€ is also legal to sell and available in our shop!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

Who on earth taught him how to use the internet and signed him up for this homepage???

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

And we also have the Oxford English Dictionary VI from โ€œFollowโ€ to โ€œHaswedโ€! And are allowed to sell it!

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

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Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

Could've been anyone. Absolutely no way to ever find that out. He probably โ€œlooked it upโ€.

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

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Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ผ JimJamesNotgabriel

[This user has been soft-banned for 3 days due to spamming.]

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

You are right, of course. In any case, I should see to it that he does not get himself into trouble with it.

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ‘ฎ Inspector_Constable

Oh, I'm pretty sure that was Mr. Crowley who taught him! :) He showed me how to use a phone, and even helped me sign up for this site, and explained how to comment on Mr. Fell's page, because that is what humans do when they want to complain about an establishment! :) And complaining is a very popular past-time of British humans! Mr. Jim was watching the instructions very closely because Mr. Crowley told him to pay attention, so he could use the account that Mr. Crowley had already signed him up for. :)

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ AppleJSnek

ngk

Aug 4th 2023

๐Ÿ“š AZFell_books

It seems like your newly recruited lackeys could have been better instructed in not telling on their commissioner. My, my; if it isn't a scheme that you clever boy thought of to get other people into trouble, just so it could backfire and dig a hole for you.

Aug 10th 2023

๐Ÿฆˆ im_a_shark

this is either the weirdest relationship drama or the weirdest kink i've ever witnessed