Feb 22nd 2007
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Stop this ludicrousness at once! You can't give me a bad review every time you're a sorehead!
0/10 I came into this shop half an hour ago and I'm being ignored because the proprietor is reading.
The proprietor of this establishment is a right old bastard and thinks he's so clever for remembering big words like “two-factor-authorization” but doesn't know the difference between a site and a homepage.
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Stop this ludicrousness at once! You can't give me a bad review every time you're a sorehead!
Proprietor uses words like “sorehead”.
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I will tell your monstera what a great job she's doing, keeping her leaves held high despite her yellow spots!
Don't you dare!
the girls are fightingggg
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Can we circle back to why you have chosen your new name to contain the word (and I'm using the word “word” very loosely) “Snek”?
Literally everything else was taken and then I just put in some bullshit, and of course that's not taken, and I didn't know it would immediately sign me up. Or that it would not let me make a second account with the same phone number.
Well, I guess you have the inventor of two-factor-authorization to thank for your adorable new name.
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Are you flagging my reviews as inappropriate???
Yes. Because they are.
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Rude.
The bookshop Mr. Fell runs is an enrichment for all of Whickber street. However, I think it would profit from consistent, comprehensible opening hours. By sheer stroke of bad luck, I generally only seem to be around when he is just about to close. But as of this month, I can't say I have seen the bookshop open a single time, and neither have the other neighbours. What they have seen, is Mr. Fell using the bookshop for recreational means such as drinking with a long-haired chap until very deep into the night. And some have even reported to have heard a baby scream at one time, which I can only assume was due to a late night lady-visitor.
Mr. Fell's private life is of course of no concern to mine, but I must insist that the flats registered as shops must be used as such predominantly, and times of private usage must not exceed a third of the opening times per month.
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Hello, Mr. Brown! Mr. Fell had to temporarily close the shop to help an old family friend with a new baby. He told me to keep an eye out in case anything happens, but he will stop by regularly to pick up mail and make sure everything is in best order.
I see. I wish Mr. Fell would have talked to me about this! There are clear rules about how long a store can remain vacant before it has to go back on the market. All of this is covered in the Shopkeeper's Association pamphlet. I really would not want Mr. Fell to get into trouble, however I must insist that we keep Whickber Street as attractive as possible for shoppers!
Oh? And here I thought the Whickber Street Shopkeeper's Association was progressive and forward-thinking. I would have thought that they'd support an unmarried man trying to raise a child. I mean, it's 2007! Even the Tories agree that we should dump those antiquated gender-roles. I wonder what the Daily Mail would say about this? A poor, single man having his livelihood taken away – a business that has been in his family for 200 years; that has been established by his great-great-grandfather, no less – because he is trying to do right by an innocent child that does not deserve an absent father...
Oh no, I was by no means implying that we should disown Mr. Fell! On the contrary, I am completely on your side! How reactionary that we didn't include something like this in the Whickber Street Shopkeeper's Association bylaw. I will have it amended as soon as I can! We have to protect good, hard-working men (and women and everyone in between) who are just trying to raise a family! I'm sure the Daily Mail will be very pleased with the changes we will be making to let Mr. Fell know he is always welcome here!
Yes, I thought it might have just been a misunderstanding. Very noble of the Whickber Street Shop Association.
Would take daeth at thi point. Why no cofee? Was theer at 5:30, didnt open, no coffee.
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I'm sorry, did you by any chance mean to leave a review for “Give me coffee or give me death” across the street? They don't open until 6:00.
oops yah. do they hve deliveyr.?
No. Look, I think maybe you should sober up before you leave bad reviews on other people's businesses? This is our livelihood!
im not durnk. havnt slept in 4 weeks n my fnigers r hurtng
If this is some kind of innuendo, I don't care for it.
Goodness! Give him to me and go to bed!
cant. teething . hell cyr and cry nd cry unless he cn bite my fingre
I know! I know! I already told him I'll start crying, too, if he doesn't stop. He didn't.
Mr. Fell, how are you? Do you know this person?
I'm fine, Maggie, thank you! Tip-top! Everything is completely under control! Why wouldn't it be? I have been dealing with young people my for my whole existence and this should be no diffeernt, correct? I dont see why he woulnd't stop crying!
I'm going to pop in for a quick visit tomorrow. We'll be going to Nina's early in the morning and then I'll get my mail and check up on the bookshop.
I'm looking forward to seeing you again! Drive carefully if you're up this early!
Ah. I hadn't thought of the drive. Maybe you can just check the mail for me, and give me a ring if there's anything urgent, please?
Of course. Are you sure everything is okay?
Yes
no
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Well, if you don't like being ignored, maybe you should consider not arriving an hour early.
Didn't you use to have a different name on this homepage?
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Firstly, it's not a “home”page, for Satan's sake. Secondly, did you just downvote my review?? Thirdly, I used to have a different name until this site decided to adopt two-factor-authorization and I can't access my email.
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Oh, I remember this “two-factor-authorization”; I heard about it just a few days ago, when someone told me what a clever idea of his that was.