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there you go!
Thanks!! So, this is gonna sound even dumber than getting stuck in a bookshop restroom, but where are you? I’ve looked around but I can’t see you.
i’m out with pepper and anathema, talking to clifford. he’s a bit nervous about going to the coast with us. he says he gets carsick!
Clifford? The whale that’s blocking the street? He gets carsick??
Wait, nevermind that! He’s, like, down the road! How did you open the bathroom door for me and then get out there so fast?
i just opened it from here!
Excuse me?!??
Aw man! That’s all wrong! U R not supposed 2 work miracles w/o peeps’ consent! Haven’t they taught u that?! Here, I fixed it 4 u bro!
DID YOU JUST LOCK ME IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN YOU LITTLE SHIT?!?!
that wasn’t me! really! clifford is my alibi!
It was me! No worries, dude!
YOU’RE NOT EVEN HERE, EITHER! WHY DO YOU GUYS HAVE A REMOTE FOR THE BATHROOM DOOR?!
Nah, we just miracle it!
i know you’re the anti-me, but i don’t think you have to undo everything i do!
What are you two talking about?! Miracle?? Who are you??
I feel like we’ve already been thru that yesterday! Maybe u can just read up on that convo?
Mr Crowley told us not to write anything “incriminating” on here because apparently he’s been dealing with some conspiracy theory morons on the internet and one of them shoved a camera in his face and almost found out what he and Mr Fell actually are.
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thanks, sword-kid, real smooth
though i think the ship of subtlety had firmly set sail, hit an iceberg and sunken to the bottom of the ocean when you children introduced yourselves as the anti-antichrists or whatever garage band name it was
or when you started discussing witchcraft
or when a bunch of demons went splat on the street by means of a temporarily airborne whale in central london
What the actual fuck
in fairness: i asked you if you want to make a video about me and you decided from the get-go that i was not scary or magical enough for your channel!
Again: Who are you?
my birth name was adversary, destroyer of kings, angel of the bottomless pit, great beast that is called dragon, prince of this world, father of lies, spawn of satan, and lord of darkness. but now i go by adam!
Ah. You know, I had a phase like that too when I was 13.
My name’s Yeshua! But u can call me Jezzy!
Yeshua. “Jezzy”. Jezzy G Jr. Sure. Yes. I'll bite! What does the G stand for?
God ofc!
Right.
Yeshua a.k.a. Jesus God Junior
Sure. Okay.
And this is actually the apocalypse then. For realsies.
That’s fun. I’ve never read something where you can hear the writer hyperventilate via text.
you gotta look on the bright side, camera-girl
Don’t you dare say after I already uploaded my videos that I was right and this is a bookshop full of cryptids…
that too, but what i meant with bright side is that you found out about all this on your phone, in a yelp review, while being locked in the loo by jesus, instead of when you’re shoving a camera in my face and interrogating me about my love life and my shed skin that the angel kept in the basement without my knowledge
How is that a positive for her?
not everything has to be about her
I think I just saw Mr Crowley smile for the first time in ages!
↪ ☕ coffee_or_death has rated the above review as “Not helpful” 👎
You must be in some kind of feedback-loop because you made Crowley even ruder than he normally is. Still no reason to slam the bathroom door like that!
🏑 LarryLovesScones
Ah no! That wasn’t us being rude! Jean-Claude Baptiste just doesn’t know his own strength sometimes! Sorry we kinda trashed the door.
? d▒ckturpin
D▓n’t worry, I fi▒ed it!
☕ coffee_or_death
Good. The lack of privacy is bad enough already. If I have to shit without a door next, I’m going to take my chances with the horned goons in my coffee shop!